Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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