Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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