Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
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