Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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