Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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