Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Randomize