she was so not down for the gang bang
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I understand Curling. That high.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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