Kiss
Puke
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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