So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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