I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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