I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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