am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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