If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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