if i can run in heels then i can drive
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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