Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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