I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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