I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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