I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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