she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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