the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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