party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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