Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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