Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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