a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
this will be a night to untag.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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