2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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