i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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