I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Let's get the cat blown out
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