My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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