I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
