oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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