I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I came so hard my ears popped.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
