so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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