id be glad to
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
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