You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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