I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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