doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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