If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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