im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
