Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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