Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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