It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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