Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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