My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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