you mean i was at the winter classic?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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