So drunk its hurt
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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