Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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