I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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