I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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