at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
They are going to name an STD after you.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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