College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Randomize
