I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I just gargled with NyQuil
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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