if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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