So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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