Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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