I wanna bring you to show and tell
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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