everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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