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The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
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I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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