After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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